Who Are the Fake Democratic Presidential Candidates?

Just look at ’em all.

There are going to be twenty god-damn people in the second round of debates, and I guarantee you half of them are 100% wash-outs whose fates can under no circumstances include the 2020 presidency. Why must we pay attention to these people?

Michael Bennett — Who is Michael Bennett? Look at this feckless librarian taking questions from the audience in a CNN video. This…