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Whatever Marianne Williamson Believes, it Can’t Be Any Crazier Than Christianity

All y’all conservatives and squares, quit fooling yourselves.

Gentleman Bandit
7 min readMar 8, 2023
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Marianne Williamson announced that she’s running for president again. Right on cue, the mockery machine used by the Establishment to enforce their primacy in lieu of any attractive policies or demonstrable expertise kicked in. Even that new press secretary of Biden’s got in on the act, which must have been a welcome change from refusing to answer questions about Ukraine and COVID. What did she say again?

“Just not tracking that. If I had a little … crystal ball, then I could tell you. A magic 8-ball, whatever. If I could feel her aura. I just don’t have it here. I just don’t have anything to share on that.” — Karine Jean-Pierre, 3/5/2023

So I guess it was just another form of refusing to answer the question, which I suppose is the job of the White House press secretary these days, and will likely afford her a high-paying job at MSNBC or CNN in the near future (like her predecessor Jen Psaki). She’s doing her job well, in service of a guy who seems barely able to conduct a press conference of his own and the people who write his speeches and determine his policy positions. What else could we expect?

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